That speech! \o/ That speech is the one I show to people when I need an example of how there can be awesome female characters on TV. Being an English major with an obsession with pop culture, I have this conversation more than anyone thinks.

Be a performance artist. Pretend to be a comedian pretending to be a politician giving a speech with a flaming piano in the background as some sort of social commentary? LMAO, life plan = established.